Chicken-hair funnies

Just now:

(calling to me, from the bathroom)
Wow! Do you see all that water that came out of my weenie?? Come over here!


A few months ago:

(talking to Gama, from the tub)
Wow, Daddy! My weenie got so big! Look! You should take a picture of it!


Yesterday:

(to me, while we were getting ready to go to a birthday party)
Chicken-hair: I really love you.

me: I love you too, Sweetie!

Chicken-hair: And I really love Junior, and Daddy, and Kidney Boy.

me: and we all love you!

Chicken-hair: (folds hands in prayer) -- Dear God, thank you for my family -- (and then to me) but we don't have to go to Church today, right?

me: Yes, it is Sunday. Of course we are going to Church. We'll go later after the party.

Chicken-hair: (hands unfolded, arms starting to flail, feet stomping) BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CHURCH! I HATE GOING TO CHURCH!